There is No Spoon

 

We believe in absolute transparency in (most) all of what we do. While there are certain trade secrets we must hold close to our vests, we think you shoudn’t have to hunt and peck to find one of us to call us or send an email.

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What We Are

There Is No Spoon

While we have food and beverage running through out veins…indeed, imprinted upon our DNA, we know that there are times to be serious and tend to business. This is where There Is No Spoon (TINS) comes in. TINS is our parent company, our administrative arm, our bulwark against a hostile universe…ok…maybe not that. But TINS does:

  • pay our bills
  • maintain all payroll requirements in this fast paced and ever changing landscape,
  • keep the lights, gas, solar, wind, and hydro running,
  • maintain our licensing, insurance, HR compliance,
  • maintain employee files and keep a master comliance list for all certifications and registrations for management and staff
  • Keep us all in check with ordering, inventory, and plant facilities assistance.
  • Allow our individual unit chefs, managers, and staff to focus on what they do best.
  • House our Administrative Coordinator, our ecosystem-wide Handy-person, as well as Board Offices and the CEO’s Office.

What We Are

Louise3

Louise3 houses all of our brick and mortar food and beverage operations. 

  • is the glue that holds all together and keeps the trains running on time. 
  • allows all of the professionals working in our food and beverage operations to focus on food and beverage. also
  • is the way we interface and coordinate our highly interconnected organization.

     

    For instance:

    • Our fine dining operation, Louise, houses the Beverage Director for the entire group, handles all of the beverage planning, inventory, nad purchasing for the whole group and provides meeting space and classroom space too,
    • von George houses our in-house reservation system, and our small but mighty IT department, 
    • Baked In provides all the baked good and desserts..and the Pastry Chef for the entire group, who, in concert with the Executive Chef, the Chef de Cuisines and Sous Chefs for each individual units, executes the collective dessert, pastry, bread, and patisserie programs for the whole group,
    • Our Commissary kitchen, Kwizeen, provides logistics, coordination and public spaces for meeting and private dining for the group, as well as provides offices and space for the student body to complete any needed computer-based projects, and will house the Administrative Coordinator’s offices, 
    • Caterwahl makes sure that all of our staff needs are met, especially crew food and wellness by interfacing with the farm to requisition produce or anything else that is needed to make that happen, utilizing On Farm and their contained logistics systems and procedures,  as well as interfacing with Fork in the Road Medicinals for in-house provision of some wellness benefits, and,
    • Finally, and of course, Fork in the Road Farm provides produce for each of the units, and sources what we cannot provide for ourselves, including meat, cheese, and dairy as well as items that are impossible to grow or are needed out of season

    Each of the units also has a teaching component, providing classroom “space” as well as instructors, which are specifically tailored to each of the operations’ unique talents. Please check out Academy in the Road for more information on our curriculum and the talents we hope to bring to bear on this and other challenges and topics.

    von George

    …is the high-volume, raucous, fun sibling of the group. We hail from somewhere ’round N’awlins. We do a southern style breakfast, lunch, and dinner with lots of New Orleans twists, and of course, with the best the Northwest has to offer in terms of seafood, airfood, and landfood. We will have generous and thoughtful vegetarian and vegan options as well.

    Laissez les roulers les bon temps!

    …is our motto. Whether we are “in the weeds” back on the line, introducing a new cohort of students to our kitchen, or sitting down for a well deserved moment of RnR, you can bet we let the good times roll! We love what we do, and we instill that into every dish we produce, every student we train, and every diner we impress. That’s our motto, and that’s our promise

    Once the ecosystem is up and running...

    von George will be home to the Intro Skills and Sanitation, Intro to Production, Line Skills I and Cold Side I courses as well as Dining Room Management I and a component of the Practicum course as well. In fact, every instructor will have to sign off on each student’s abilities in order to move into our final proving ground, !pop!

    Through our program, students will be able to finish high school or garner a GED, fulfill any legal obligations while putting their life back together…AND gain some serious chops in the kitchen and on the farm. These are all transferable skills to any career they want to apply them to, whether it be creativity and thinking outside the box for a career in tech, or following guidelines and protocols for a career in the medical field…Academy in the Road has them covered, and so does von George.

    baked in

    If it wasn’t abundantly clear, baked in houses all the production for all the baked goods for the entire ecosystem. This includes grab-n-go items as well, like pre-ordered, custom sandwiches, delectable soups, fresh squeezed juices…as well as entire line of custom bake jobs…even stuff we’ve never made before! We are everything our community needs in a bakeshop open 24 hours a day! Let us know and we’ll give you the thumbs up!

    Baked In and Its Place Within the Larger Ecosystem

    Everyone has been to a bakery. Lately, it seems as though everyone with a knack for knocking out some sourdough is opening a bakery with the hopes of making it big, getting bought out, or being featured on a Tik-tok influencer’s channel.

    We’re not them. We might want to make it big or be featured on someone’s  “whatever” channel, but we have no desire to be bought out and we’re not seeking fame. What we are seeking is a loyal, local following whose patronage supports our desire to teach and nurture a student body who desperately need a helping hand, and some recognition of their place as our future leaders and for the brilliance that is their untapped potential.

    Baked In will serve as Academy in the Road‘s Baking, Pastry, Patisserie, and Confectionery classroom and learning laboratory. Through a series of eight offerings, each within the confines of a retail, wholesale, and commissary bakeshop, (and their attendant labs and practicums), students will learn the ins and outs of the modern bakeshop. They will learn self-discipline and inner strength through self-discovery and reflection as well as a lot of hard work, and hopefully, what they find to be a lot of fun while building their own skill set, being accountable to their peers and the organization at large, all while making memories that will fundamentally alter their lives and its trajectory and last a lifetime.

    The Academy is all about real-life application of learning and skills building, and there is nothing more real-life and fun than the camaraderie one finds while in culinary school or while working in a professional kitchen or restaurant environment. In fact, the combination of “fun” and learning is often what builds and maintains the best positive results for any learner of any discipline in most any age group or demographic. By tapping into this bit of pedagogical “hack”, we not only assist our students with retention and memory, we create a “gift” for their future self where they are more resilient, more positive in thought and action, and more likely to succeed and grow in any discipline or career path.

     

    Now that is a transferable skill!

    What Does "Unique" Mean?

    There is something unique about every restaurant out there. Even chains and multi-unit operations are different from location to location, if only because of their view and audience.

    When we speak about our uniqueness, we really want to emphasize one simple fact: we’re actually unique and nobody does what we do or the way we do it.

    From our work culture, to our curriculum…right up through our uniforms and recipes…we execute things differently than everyone else. We’re not trying to reinvent the wheel. We simply apply all that we have learned not to do in food, beverage, education, and all the myriad disciplines we have to touch on to pull this off, and we gleefully and wisely apply it to our every day operations.

    At Baked In, we have a desire to serve our community in the best way possible while serving our student body in the best, most efficient and broadly applicable way possible. Academy students need to learn as many techniques and methods possible. Our community needs to be able to depend on us for whatever their bakery needs might be…and we are prepared to make that happen. Stay tuned!

    A new way to visualize and execute the "catering company"

    …and it’s also our way of immediate diversification in this volatile and unpredictable sector of the workforce. We can’t give up all our secrets right up front, so you’ll have to stay tuned.

     

    Better yet, make a donation or invest in our multi-enterprise business venture, and we’ll personally tell you all about it. With an NDA of course!

    What's So Special About Our Caterwahl?

    This is where being an insider would be helpful. Wouldn’t take much to become one, but I digress. I’ll say it has something to do with our diversification and our business model.

    International Cuisine and Thinking Globally

    Caterwahl is the way our students access the globe in terms of cultures, cuisines, and agriculture as well. With that said, Caterwahl will have a large International component…so large, it will be the International Cuisine classroom (as well as Management and Logistics, and possibly two of our five required “outside the discipline” courses that students are required to complete outside of the Agriculture and Culinary requirements.

     

    Stay Tuned!

    She's Our fancy lady...

    …but we still want you to feel comfortable.  There is nothing unapproachable about any kind of food or service, if you execute properly and your vision lines up with you execution.

    You see, some restaurants want you to feel uncomfortable, less than, and out of place. It’s their way of making an impression. By hoping to make you feel as if they are on a pedestal and you are a supplicant, they create a lasting impression in your mind.

    This impression is not the one Louise hopes to create.

    Louise is my aunt's name, and the name of both my Nanas...

    …and I know they would all be mortified if I made anyone feel uncomfortable, put out, less than, or unwelcome in my home or my restaurant. We treat you better than family at Louise. Think of it as if you were on vacation at the most amazing location you can think of, but your attending staff is a guy covered in tattoos, working alongside all of his besties, playing great music, watching great movies, reading great books, and sitting in the room with you while they make the freshest, most amazing hyper-seasonal dinner you can possibly imagine…all made from produce and product that was given the sort of treatment that honors its existence in a meaningful and reverent way.

    That’s what Chef Shawn wants to convey, and that’s how Louise would want it. Nothing less…otherwise, what’s the point?

    What We Are

    Dio! Out of the Kitchen!

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    our outdoor dining operation

    We will host outdoor dining events and special outdoor events from May through October. Events like our Founder’s Dinner, the Summer Kickoff Party, A Midsummer Night’s Dinner, and our End of Season Party will be memorable experiences for all who attend.

    We have big plans for On Farm

    Our first expansion will be into catered outdoor excursions. From picnic lunches and a light hike, to high montane weeks with lavishly prepared meals in the most unlikely places…we got this!

    our second round of expansion will be a lodge

    The lodge will be the height of glamping chic. You can’t wait to get there!

    Our Commissary kitchen space...because everyone needs a little space

    Our commissary kitchen space enables food carts, small food producers without their own homes, and even homes cooks the ability to produce more than they could on their own, with a professional, certified kitchen equipped with all they’ll ever need to produce whatever they want.

    within our ecosystem

    Kwizeen will serve as meeting space, space for students to try new techniques, community and classroom space.